Starbucks Coffee Pun Movie Titles
Dear Starbucks,
Don’t hire this guy. While his movie titles are pretty good, the approach is completely unscalable. Plus, his $500,000 fee is ridiculous.
A better approach is to write software that generates these titles (which is exactly what I’ve done). Here’s a taste:
- Charlie’s Angels: Full Froth (Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle)
- Creamer: Inspired by a True Story (Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story)
- Final Fantasy: The Spirits With Milk (Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within)
- Lara Croft: Tomb Cider (Lara Croft: Tomb Raider)
- Legally Blended 2: Brewed, White Tea and Blended (Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde)
- Master and Commander: The Far Cider of the World (Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World)
- Misto Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous)
- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Tea Pearl (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)
- Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Creams (Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams)
- Team Americano: World Police (Team America: World Police)
- Terminator 3: Rise of the Macchiatos (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines)
- The Nutty Espresso II: The Klumps (The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps)
- 28 Days Latte (28 Days Later)
- 8 Milk (8 Mile)
- A Beautiful Mint (A Beautiful Mind)
- A Misto of Violence (A History of Violence)
- A Knight’s Tall (A Knight’s Tale)
- A Pike Place in the Sun (A Place in the Sun)
- A Walk to Crema (A Walk to Remember)
- Tall About Eve (All About Eve)
- Tall Quiet on the Western Front (All Quiet on the Western Front)
- Tall the President’s Men (All the President’s Men)
- Along Caramel a Cider (Along Came a Spider)
- Along Caramel Polly (Along Came Polly)
- Caramel (Amelie)
- Americano Sweethearts (America’s Sweethearts)
- Americano Beauty (American Beauty)
- Americano Graffiti (American Graffiti)
- Americano Misto X (American History X)
- Americano Pie 2 (American Pie 2)
- Americano Wedding (American Wedding)
- An Americano in Paris (An American in Paris)
- Annie Tall (Annie Hall)
- Arsenic and Old Pike Place (Arsenic and Old Lace)
- Black Tea Hawk Down (Black Hawk Down)
- Froth Bear (Brother Bear)
- Chocolate (Chocolat)
- Cider de Deus (Cidade de Deus)
- Cold Milk Mountain (Cold Mountain)
- Chocolate Damage (Collateral Damage)
- Darkness Tall (Darkness Falls)
- Das Leben Cider Grande (Das Leben der Anderen)
- Cider Untergang (Der Untergang)
- Diary of a Mad Black Tea Woman (Diary of a Mad Black Woman)
- Double Tazo Awake (Double Take)
- Easy Cider (Easy Rider)
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mint (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
- Froth Hell (From Hell)
- Froth Here to Eternity (From Here to Eternity)
- Full Mocha Jacket (Full Metal Jacket)
- Scone in 60 Seconds (Gone in 60 Seconds)
- Scone with the Wind (Gone with the Wind)
- Grande Torino (Gran Torino)
- Cider and Seek (Hide and Seek)
- Hot Tea Rwanda (Hotel Rwanda)
- Venti (Identity)
- Latte and Leopold (Kate and Leopold)
- Kicking and Creaming (Kicking and Screaming)
- Legally Blended Mocha (Legally Blonde)
- Lemonade Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Ventis (Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events)
- Little Misto Sunshine (Little Miss Sunshine)
- Men in Black Tea II (Men in Black II)
- Misto Congeniality (Miss Congeniality)
- Mocha Lisa Smile (Mona Lisa Smile)
- Monster’s Tall (Monster’s Ball)
- My Big Fat Green Tea Wedding (My Big Fat Greek Wedding)
- Not Another Tea Movie (Not Another Teen Movie)
- Once Upon a Time in Americano (Once Upon a Time in America)
- Scone Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest)
- Scone Hour Photo (One Hour Photo)
- Ciders of the Lost Ark (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
- Cream Window (Rear Window)
- Red Tea Dragon (Red Dragon)
- Requiem for a Cream (Requiem for a Dream)
- Schindler’s Misto (Schindler’s List)
- Cream 3 (Scream 3)
- Snow White Tea and the Seven Dwarfs (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
- Some Like It Hot Tea (Some Like It Hot)
- Cider-Man (Spider-Man)
- Cider-Man 2 (Spider-Man 2)
- Tea of the Sun (Tears of the Sun)
- The Americano Queen (The African Queen)
- The Bourne Venti (The Bourne Identity)
- The Count of Monte Misto (The Count of Monte Cristo)
- The Cider Hunter (The Deer Hunter)
- The Green Tea Mile (The Green Mile)
- The Jazz Gingerbread (The Jazz Singer)
- The Scone (The One)
- The Tazo Passion of the Christ (The Passion of the Christ)
- The Polar Espresso (The Polar Express)
- The Cookie (The Rookie)
- The Scone King (The Scorpion King)
- The Sum of Tall Fears (The Sum of All Fears)
- The Texas Chai Massacre (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
- The Time Macchiato (The Time Machine)
- The Wedding Latte (The Wedding Date)
- Undercover Froth (Undercover Brother)
- Vanilla Bean Sky (Vanilla Sky)
- TALL·E (WALL·E)
- West Cider Story (West Side Story)
- White Mocha Chicks (White Chicks)
Hire me instead. I’m only asking for $250,000.
Sincerely,
Jesse
