This must have been invented by someone who drops massive, hour-long deuces. We all know the addictive power of Sudoku, so the idea is pretty brilliant for someone that fits into that monster deuce factory category.
Do you think wiping your ass with completed Sudokus makes you smarter or dumber? Also, wouldn’t people worry about smearing ink all over their asses? These are the perplexing questions I demand answers to, creators of the Sudoku TP.
I’m a visual researcher on assignment with Reader’s Digest Canada. The Digest would like to publish a hi-res photo of the Sludoku Toilet Paper. Please send me the contact person’s name and email address where I can direct this photo request.