Extra Life – $8.99

Get an extra life by growing your own 1up mushrooms. Instructions are simple: add soil and seeds into green sewer pipe, soak with water, squirt in food solution, and wait. In a few weeks, you’ll have your very own 1up mushroom, which the makers claim will give you “immortal life beyond dreams of man”. The kit includes a green pipe planter, seed packet, food solution bottle, and a water dropper. Eat at your own risk.

Update: It has come to my attention that this is actually an April Fool’s joke by the tricksters at ThinkGeek. Thanks for destroying my dream of immortality you bastards.

Get some at ThinkGeek

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2 Comments on “Extra Life – $8.99”

  1. tico24 Says:

    That’ll be an April fool’s joke then.

  2. funvill Says:

    I fell for the same joke.
    I would have ordered a bunch but they where all ready out of stock by the time I got there.

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