Extra Life – $8.99
Get an extra life by growing your own 1up mushrooms. Instructions are simple: add soil and seeds into green sewer pipe, soak with water, squirt in food solution, and wait. In a few weeks, you’ll have your very own 1up mushroom, which the makers claim will give you “immortal life beyond dreams of man”. The kit includes a green pipe planter, seed packet, food solution bottle, and a water dropper. Eat at your own risk.
Update: It has come to my attention that this is actually an April Fool’s joke by the tricksters at ThinkGeek. Thanks for destroying my dream of immortality you bastards.